My dislikes are people who don't pay their bills on time. If they would just call the person that they owe money to and explain their situation. Most people are understanding and will probably bend somewhat backwards to help them. Good communication up front makes everybody sleep better.
MY LIKES
My beak lights up when I get to cheer up somebody in a hospital or a nursing home. I like to hand out roasted peanuts and make somebody's day.
Oh those those new daddys that give me that look of bewilderment; (not the look of a deer in the headlights.)How I make their chests puff up and their adrealine starts to pump. When they say,
"I am going to be a DADDY; WELL HOT DAM!"
HOBBIES
I enjoy walks and meeting new people just to get HIGH FIVES. Sometimes, I enjoy flying; there is something about free air space. It creates less road rage! I'll ocasionally swim and dine out on fresh fish. My favorites are; sea bass, walleye,
and rainbow trout.
BOOKS
I try to spend most of my time on the computer.
Reading my website: www.storkdelivery.com
The best book was the one on; "BIRDS and the BEES." I think GOD published that one.
MUSIC
I like a variety of music: country, easy listening, traditional, blues, and soft rock. No headbanging it hurts my beak too much.
MOVIES
I know you will laugh but I really like; "ONE FLEW
OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST." I also like "TUCKER," he was just such a visionary man. Mel Gibson was great in Braveheart. The guy showed how to stand up and be a man. He had a cause and died for it.
I am an adult stork mascot that works for Stork 1 Designs. My phone number is 515-333-3606. I make deliveries to people in hospitals plus nursing homes and I give them a manilla envelope. One side reads "LAB TESTS" the other side reads; "YOUR OKAY" for $50.00 a pop. I will also throw in a free delivery of plants, flowers, and balloons at no extra charge; (just pay the delivery fee.) I can also do the "NEW DADDY ALERTS". With this manilla envelope I'll take it to a new daddy and surprise him. One side will read; "DNA TESTS" and the other side will read, "YER THE DADDY." Plus as an additonal bonus: if you rent a stork sign when the baby arrives my owner will give you a 20% discount on the stork sign. WIN-WIN or I put it WON-WON!
